How to write this?
Over the years, we've chronicled some of the more, um, interesting things folks have sought to insure: their virginity, marathons, even football games.
But I think this one may be the most unusual yet:
"In an interview earlier this week, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth surprised no one by revealing that he’d had his penis insured by Lloyd’s of London."
One shudders to consider the list of covered [ahem] exposures such a plan would entail, but I've always said that, if price is no object, one can insure anything.
Even "Little Elvis."
Over the years, we've chronicled some of the more, um, interesting things folks have sought to insure: their virginity, marathons, even football games.
But I think this one may be the most unusual yet:
"In an interview earlier this week, Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth surprised no one by revealing that he’d had his penis insured by Lloyd’s of London."
One shudders to consider the list of covered [ahem] exposures such a plan would entail, but I've always said that, if price is no object, one can insure anything.
Even "Little Elvis."
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